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Hentai isn’t my thing, but that’s not to say it’s not Rob Lashley’s someone else’s.īut don’t expect us to take it too seriously.

There are probably actually a few of you who might genuinely be interested in it. We’ll point at it, gawk at it, and argue over its validity as a form of entertainment.

We’ll cover it a great deal more than its heroines will cover their bodies. Can they?ĭon’t get me wrong, we’ll cover the game. I know they weren’t the ones who decided to make the thing, but they can’t possibly think we’re not going to draw attention to its assets in a positive light. I’m not going to fault the folks at Aeria for wanting to make a living in this industry. But, probably foolishly, rather than not publish it I decided to gauge what our community’s response might be to a title like this.

Heck, we ran a dev blog for the title not long ago, and that was honestly the first time I’d really seen anything from the title. You’re probably thinking that I shouldn’t do the game any service by covering it here at all, but it is a new game and we’re going to at least news the press releases we’re sent and the stories we’re given.

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